Here are my thoughts for today.
*Transitions are transparent like a fart is transparent -- but still noticeable.
*Hemorrhoids and jalapeños do not mix well. (Note, this one is not mine, but I have that one on good authority)
*I had another thought, but it got lost in the shuffle.
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A friend will bail you out. A really good friend will be in the cell next to yours saying, "Wow! That was fun!"
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