November 08, 2004

My living hell

Or one version of it....

This post is a little late in coming, I should have posted it about a week or two before Halloween.
What is the problem, my Christmas decorations are already up!!! And not that they are up recently, no this happened BEFORE Halloween (or Reformation Day for those inclined).

Thank the Lord I have a fake tree, but for the love of sanity, this is to much. This has to be the only time my house has beat the Mall for Christmas decorations.

This is the type of crap that happens when your wife gets pregnant. If any of you were wondering if that whole nesting thing really happens -- IT DOES!!! No amount of progressive women’s movement for the last 100 years can change thousands of years of God-wired instinct!

What is nesting, nesting is your wife/significant female other trying to get the house ready for baby, in any way, shape, or form. This includes Christmas decorations for a baby that isn't suppose to come until May!

I think I've lost some control again.

1 comment:

unused said...

I remember with our first child my wife keeping up all night to boil and wash everthing. This was about 6 months along. Needless to say everthing was dirty again by the time the baby actually got here. Isn't nesting great!